Charlize Theron Only Has to Worry about Competing with Sexy Dead Women Now

October 10th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Upon reading this article, a revised version of a Prince song floated into my head, that asked me the question, “Could you be the most sexiest girl in the world?” And the answer is a resounding no. At least according to Esquire magazine, who has recently claimed that Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive. Charlize Theron decided to use this opportunity to talk about politics, expressing her frustrations with the American government.

“I grew up in a country that learned the lesson that you can’t impose your way of life on 26 different kinds of people just because you call yourself righteous”

“I think there are lessons this country still has to learn.”

Now, does this mean that the previous Sexiest Women Alive named by Esquire, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson are dead? Because if all I have to do is murder all women sexier than I am, then I really wish I would have known this earlier. I would have long been spending less time blogging, and more time doing photo shoots/getting in some target practice at the firing range. Ha! All jokes! Remember, guns kill people, not people!

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By LT

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    She’s gorgeous. And I can listen to her views and opinions without vomitting, like I would with holier-than-thou Angie.
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  2. antiangie

    Charlize is gorgeous and classy and not a self-righteous beeyatch like Mangie.

  3. Clementines

    I think Miss Judge NOT.. should consider her elite and doping lifestyle destroys millions of healthy lives, ruins families, neighborhoods and causes unbelievable suffering by violent gangs and dealers, plus burdens and strains the police who try to stop them..

  4. Leanne

    Why can’t she STFU already!! And why is she here… go back to South Africa already!!! What a douche!!

  5. T-Bone

    So South Africa is perfect now. Not quite, Charlize, not quite…

  6. Jenn

    What a dumbassssssss
    South Africa learned from the free nations about apartheid. Not the other way around. See we got rid of our segregation and slavery in the US quite some time ago. We’re not perfect, but neither is S Africa.

  7. ak

    “So South Africa is perfect now.”

    Exactly. South Africa learned all its lessons and is now a great place to live and raise a family.

    Typical moron celebrity “opinions.”

  8. Dan Cane

    Charlize’s Martini advertisement is really the classic. It shows just how she deserves the sexiest woman title.
    http://www.snupped.com/charlize/

  9. Craptastic

    WHO IN THEE FUCKIN HELL decided she was the most “sexiest girl in the world” ? Do these people even know about Eva Mendes? Salma Hyak? Beyonce Knowles? Jessica Beil? HALLE FUCKIN BERRY?!! Lmfao, you’ve got to be kidding me. Absolutely ridiculous.

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