Charlize Theron Is So Much More A Superhero Than Will Smith

June 17th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Seriously, she’s glamour on wheels. Well, heels. Here’s Charlize Theron working her beauty magic at the Hancock premiere in Paris.

She co-stars with the dragon-breathed Will Smith. I’m sorry, Charl. Will plays a down and out superhero who has to repair his image problems with the help of public relations manager Jason Bateman. It sounds like the Lindsay Lohan story, except her superpowers are centered in her nostrils and tongue. Anyway, Charlize plays Bateman’s wife who Smith gets involved with.

This sounds a little simple, but I’m a total sucker for superhero CGI. I will probably be in the front row with a big bucket of popcorn and an erection over all the summer movie madness inherent.

Theron has to pretend she still wasn’t creeped out by Smith passing out those freaky Scientology test cards at the wrap party. She should have just looked over her glass of champs at him and advised that just sleeping with Tom Cruise was easier than all these games.

Click any photo to view all 26 photos from the Hancock Paris premiere in the gallery.

Featured in the gallery: Jason Bateman, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, Peter Berg, Will Smith and Charlize Theron.


Seriously, she’s glamour on wheels. Well, heels. Here’s Charlize Theron working her beauty magic at the Hancock premiere in Paris.

She co-stars with the dragon-breathed
Will Smith. I’m sorry, Charl. Will plays a down and out superhero who
has to repair his image problems with the help of public relations
manager Jason Bateman. It sounds like the Lindsay Lohan story, except
her superpowers are centered in her nostrils and tongue. Anyway,
Charlize plays Bateman’s wife who Smith gets involved with.

This sounds a little simple, but I’m a total sucker for superhero CGI.
I will probably be in the front row with a big bucket of popcorn and an
erection over all the summer movie madness inherent.

Theron has to pretend she still wasn’t creeped out by Smith passing out those freaky Scientology test cards at the wrap party.
She should have just looked over her glass of champs at him and advised
that just sleeping with Tom Cruise was easier than all these games.Featured in the gallery: Jason Bateman, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, Peter Berg, Will Smith and Charlize Theron.

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Comments (4)

  1. angel | June 17, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    i love will smith brilliant actor, a great dad and such a great guy and a family man .

  2. peachpie | June 17, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    what a weird looking dress. it looks as though it’s several sizes to big for her, but, er, it’s not.

  3. hot guy | June 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site
    ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****
    last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ??????????????????????????????

  4. Jeanie | June 18, 2008 at 11:54 am

    I will totally be seeing this movie in the theater. It looks hilarious. And I love Will Smith. Charlize – not so much. She seems extremely pretentious to me.

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