Charlize Theron Must Have Gotten Some Good Shit

May 16th, 2007 // 4 Comments

It sounds like Charlize Theron got real high or drunk or was just bored and decided to turn it out in front of an NYC restaurant the other night. She was runway modeling, sans an actual runway or fashion show. Is this like a Francis Farmer thing?

Glitzy Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn’t need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night. Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star “putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant.” One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

What a totally random story. Then again, who DOESN’T bust out in a vogueing battle when the conversation’s boring and the food sucks? Though I love Charlize (she was so brilliant in “Monster” with her pancakey boobs and busted face and pistol and crazy), I’m always up for a celebrity meltdown. Or maybe someone dipped her joint in formaldehyde. We know she partakes, we’ve all seen the apple bong pic.

More photos of Charlize Theron attending the Dior Cruise Ready to Wear show after the jump.

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Comments (4)

  1. Tom Sederburg | May 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Mayhap Johnny G callenged her to a walk off?

    Later,
    Tom

  2. Tom Sederburg | May 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Mayhap Johnny G challenged her to a walk off?

    Later,
    Tom

  3. rebecca | May 16, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Thats too funny….we saw Uma Thurman do the same thing outside the departure terminal at LAX. She did a full on work-it-supermodel. She waited until enough people got out their camera phones then acted all like she can’t go anywhere without fans, fans, fans….

  4. peachpie | May 16, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    J — i love you for knowing who frances farmer is.

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