Charlize Theron Will Always Be The Prettiest So Don’t Even Try

October 24th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Damn, stoned fox Charlize Theron is like perfection. They probably needed to pour a cement mixer over her ass to get her to look like she did in Monster. Here’s Charlize at Sir Richard Branson‘s Rock the Kasbah event at the Roosevelt Hotel. Hopefully, no one used the pool.

It was a charity event for Moroccan woman to start businesses. The entertainment was provided by Natalie Imbruglia. Her ass must come cheap lately. She looks like Doris Day: The Later Years. She’s torn! Hah! Sorry.

Other guests included Neve Campbell (good to know she’s alive) and Salma Hayek, who covered up the funbags. Why? Lead with what ya got, Sal.

Featured in the gallery: Charlize Theron, Samantha Harris, Natalie Imbruglia, Neve Campbell, Jon McLaughlin and Salma Hayek. 

Click any photo to view all 20 photos from the Rock The Kasbah Benefiting Virgin Unite in the gallery!


Damn, stoned fox Charlize Theron is like perfection. They probably needed to pour a cement mixer over her ass to get her to look like she did in Monster. Here’s Charlize at Sir Richard Branson‘s Rock the Kasbah event at the Roosevelt Hotel. Hopefully, no one used the pool.It was a charity event for Moroccan woman to start businesses. The entertainment was provided by Natalie Imbruglia. Her ass must come cheap lately. She looks like Doris Day: The Later Years. She’s torn! Hah! Sorry.Other guests included Neve Campbell (good to know she’s alive) and Salma Hayek, who covered up the funbags. Why? Lead with what ya got, Sal.Featured in the gallery: Charlize Theron, Samantha Harris, Natalie Imbruglia, Neve Campbell, Jon McLaughlin and Salma Hayek. 

Check out all 20 photos from the Rock The Kasbah Benefiting Virgin Unite in the gallery!

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Comments (5)

  1. green cardigan | October 24, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    is that Nathalie Imbruglia ? What the Jaysus happened there ?

    Sorry, I think Salma Hayek is prettier than Charlize Theron (all these names that i have to go back and check the spelling). Charlize is lovely obviously, but too much sun is starting to show on her skin and she looks a bit knackered. Pretty common with amongst blonde
    South Africans who’ve lived under harsh sun.

  2. mel | October 24, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    I THINK SHES UGLY INSIDE AND OUT

  3. Concerned grandson | October 24, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Hey Grandma Mel and her smelly green cardi–time to get those eyes checked. Charlize IS perfection.

  4. Bill Cosby | October 25, 2008 at 11:42 am

    “It was a charity event for Moroccan woman to start businesses”
    What the fuck kinda piece of shit charity is that? So he funds women to start opium stands in Earth’s Asshole? Fuck that.
    Richard Branson needs to stop taking acid and making up useless charities.

  5. bobbiev | October 26, 2008 at 10:52 am

    really bad airbrushing on this pic..you can see the line on her forehead by the eyebrows and on her neck.

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