Child Safety Isn’t Sexy Or Controversial Enough For Madonna To Even Deal With

March 8th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Madonna, taking a tip from Britney, is catching crap for driving around L.A. with her newest accessory planted firmly on her lap and not in a car seat . Hasn’t she ever seen “Fearless”? Remember when Jeff Bridges made Rosie Perez hang onto the toolbox and drove into a damn wall so he could prove to her that she wouldn’t have been able to hold onto her baby in that plane crash? Someone send Madge that DVD. It has Isabella Rosellini in it. Madge made out with her once, so there will be a friendly face while she’s learning a lesson.

The 48-year-old and husband GUY RITCHIE loaded their three children into their Escalade after 2 March (07) services at the Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles, but baby David was not properly restrained. A witness tells American publication Us Weekly, “There was no car seat. (Madonna) sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.” The following day (03MAR07), Madonna allegedly defied the law by once again by sitting in the middle of the vehicle with six-year-old son ROCCO not properly secured. A representative for the singer slams the claims, saying, “Proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

Security ain’t the same as safety, guy. Sure, Lourdes’ jumper is bulletproof but it ain’t gonna stop her from flying through a windshield! Buckle your kids in!

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey

  1. julz

    And they drive a fucking Escalade.

    *barf*

  2. hallie

    Good call on the Fearless video; I always thought of that too when I saw Britney or other parents with the children on their laps…

  3. margaretta

    I hope she keeps the little ones away from that plastique under her dress, they could lose an eye.

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