Chris Brown Is One Stupid MF

August 26th, 2009 // 4 Comments

Chris, Chris, Chris. What are be gonna do with you? Beat ya senseless I guess. Oh, wait. That’s what you’d do to us.

So it looks like Chris Brown may have violated his parole last night when he went to Guys & Dolls to party after his sentencing yesterday. According to his probation order, the 20-year-old is required to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale.”

Even though he wasn’t seen drinking alcohol, Guys & Dolls is a lounge with bottle service. And while Brown sipped water, his table ordered 10 bottles of Dom Pérignon champagne. A rep for the club says Chris and his crew ordered sliders and chicken fingers while at the hot spot, which is why he was allowed in despite being under 21.

Chris. It’s time to grow up.

Gallery Info: Chris Brown performing at The Dome in France in January 2009

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Comments (4)

  1. anonymous | August 27, 2009 at 12:59 am

    why don’t you leave this guy alone?? Isn’t he paying for what he had done ? maybe for you EVERYBODY is perfect ?? You’re are certainly leaving in a perfect world haha

  2. The Velvet Hot Tub | August 27, 2009 at 3:11 am

    Lock him up!!!!

  3. AllegraFox | August 27, 2009 at 4:17 am

    Chris Brown pays taxes, so LOCK HIM UP already. He is too stupid and violent to be walking around free. LOCK HIM UP

  4. SweetSoprano | August 27, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Oh Anonymous shut up. No he has not paid for what he did. I’m sick and tired of these celebs thinking they can get away with anything – including assault.

    Lock his ass up.

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