Chris Brown Now Enrolled In Anger Management Classes

February 25th, 2009 // 14 Comments

Chris Brown is hoping to patch up his demolished, shred of a reputation by letting everyone know he’s enrolled in a series of anger management classes. Chris completed his first class on Monday!

While he wasn’t forced by law to attend, the New York Daily News is reporting his “spin doctor” Michael Sitrick is feverishly trying to get him back on good graces with the public (HA!) before his March 5th court date.

Of course, some Chris Brown sympathizer thinks the publicity-lucky Rihanna should also enroll.

“Rihanna is temperamental, too,” says our snitch. “They’re both too hot-headed for their own good.”

Adds another source: “It didn’t help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked.”

How about we give Rihanna a lifetime supply of pepper spray and Taser C2 products and call it even?

Gallery Info: Assorted pictures of Rihanna and Chris Brown in happier times.

By Melissa Noble

  1. Kelsey

    ….yeah….cuz throwing keys on the ground and mangling someone’s face are the same thing. moron.

  2. Patty

    “She made me do it.” Sadly, heard this one before. This guy needs major therapy, not just a few “anger management” sessions.

  3. amy

    fuck sake chris dosn’t need anger managment classes this whole “situation” is a fucking joke! chris does not deserve all the hate hes getting now im getting angry these stories always piss me off im sorry but if rihanna a 21 year old woman lets a 19 year old beat her up like that shes stupid see some girls need to cop on if some1 did that to me THEYD b the ones in hospital! anyway i dnt think chris is as bad as the magazines and stuff are trying to make him out to be i mean hes had nothing but “nice guy” image for ages one act of rage and sudenly hes nt nice? I mean logically it dsnt really make sence which is why im gna wait for the truth!

  4. wha?

    I don’t think anyone “lets” someone else beat the snot out of them. When someone’s the victim of abuse, beatings, or other crimes, it’s not their fault.

  5. lucifer

    I guess this is the equivalent of rehab?

  6. billie Jay

    She should take a course in boyfriend
    abuse and stand up for other people.
    Have her face on every billboard saying that if you do this you will
    lose your job and your reputation.

  7. BK

    Someone needs to kick his face in. Then he can take the class and make nice.

  8. beautiful disaster

    I hate reading these things about things she may have done to “provoke” him…I don’t care what the hell she did…nothing would give him the right to put his hands on her like that…she could be the worst girlfriend in the world but there is absolutely NOTHING that she could have done that would have justified him giving her the beatdown that he did…obviously he did in fact hit her…and there is no excuse in existence that can make that OK…no matter what the hell she did to anger him…I always liked Chris Brown and the whole situation is unfortunate but I don’t believe that a man should ever put his hands on a woman for any reason at all….EVER!

  9. Martiniman

    How about some rehab in jail rooming with a 6’5′ guy named Molly who will show you how to calm your anger Chris?

  10. Carly

    Taking steps before ordered to do so by the court may help his case, but even if it’s just a strategy maybe he’ll learn something too. Hate what Chris Brown did, but now that he’s in major trouble maybe he’ll pause and deal with his issues before this becomes a pattern that stays with him for the rest of his life. The law should punish him, but let’s hope he doesn’t just pay the fines but heals himself. As far as recognizing the magnitude of his crime, that probably won’t happen until he’s made some progress so everyone should stop waiting for a real apology. Besides, he’ll be prosecuted if he admits guilt publicly

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