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Christina Aguilera has decided to entice us with the knowledge that she likes to get nude and fry up some chicken with her husband . I’m not finding that sexy. I’m finding that a good way to find a pubic hair in your food. She revealed this to Ellen Degeneres. Who was probably turned on.

So the couple stays in on Sundays, she said. “We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

“You cook naked?” asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: “Yeah, we cook naked.”

“Nothing with grease — that could splatter,” said DeGeneres.

“Well, unless you want the grease,” Aguilera replied.

I’ve seen these two. They want the grease. Hell, they got the grease. She’s had the grease ever since she swung into the ring in the assless chaps and had furries and male strippers dancing round’ her greasy self. I’m sorry, I know she’s reinvented herself into this Cab Calloway groupie/Rosie the Riveter type but I’m not soon gonna forget the dark roots and the showing up on the cross and the multiple piercings and the insinuation that she’d take on you and your grandmother. And I don’t mean in a fight.

More photos of Christina Aguilera and her red accessories after the jump.

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