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As anyone with breasts knows, those things can get downright filthy, especially if they’re exposed to the elements. Supermodel Cindy Crawford shows off an enviable hard body in a photoshoot for Allure‘s Age Issue.

In another picture, the fashion icon performs the blasphemous act (I can’t look) of ripping a loaf of bread in half. I know it’s all in the name of fashion, but that’s just…cruel.

43-year-old Cindy reveals her beauty secret, which includes extra special care taken of “[her] hands and [her] decollete.” Yes, Cindy, we’re feasting our eyes on those hands and decollete of yours. In fact, you’re making me seriously consider getting those decollete implants I’ve been thinking about.

Gallery Info: Cindy Crawford poses for the Age Issue of Allure and Harper’s magazine.