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So it turns out that John McCain‘s scary pill wife Cindy‘s big dream in life wasn’t to be head bitch in charge of our country. No, thank you. All she wanted was to glide across the dance floor over at Dancing with the Stars. Even if you don’t watch the show, that is MORE than enough reason to tune in. Imagine that tall Xanax princess fiend with that creepy smile plastered on her face being led around by Mark Ballas? Hot!

Anyway, her elderly husband didn’t want his wife humiliating herself on national televesion, and put his foot down according to sources.

“Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She
wanted to do it very badly.” But this week, Sen. McCain “put the kibosh
on it,” a source said.

Who does he think he is? He’s the one who lost the election! It’s ok, Cind. Your hubbbie is pretty much one foot in the grave anyway. His old ass will die soon and then you are free to pursue your fondest wish!

So it turns out that John McCain‘s scary pill wife Cindy‘s
big dream in life wasn’t to be head bitch in charge of our country. No,
thank you. All she wanted was to glide across the dance floor over at Dancing with the Stars.
Even if you don’t watch the show, that is MORE than enough reason to
tune in. Imagine that tall Xanax princess fiend with that creepy smile
plastered on her face being led around by Mark Ballas? Hot!

Anyway, her elderly husband didn’t want his wife humiliating herself on
national televesion, and put his foot down according to sources.

“Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She
wanted to do it very badly.” But this week, Sen. McCain “put the kibosh
on it,” a source said.

Who does he think he is? He’s the one who lost the election! It’s ok, Cind. Your hubbbie is pretty much one foot in the grave anyway. His old ass will die soon and then you are free to pursue your fondest wish!