(Flynet)

Cisco Adler is the “musician” with the pendulous balls (there’s pictures) who used to go out with Mischa Barton. He’s in some footage on the Intranets wherein he talks about his gift for seducing the ladies. He probably teabags them into unconsciousness with those grotesque, dangly balls of his and spirits them away in his weedmobile.

Rich-kid rocker Cisco Adler – who’s been linked to Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Kim berly Stewart – brags on a video: “I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and [bleep] hot bitches.”

This piece of art is featured on Contagorerecords.com. The video is a promo, because someone gave this dolt a show. It’s called “Rock Life” and it premieres on VH-1 on Aug. 6. Please keep in mind that his “band”, Whitestarr, has never actually sold a record despite all those “dope” songs.