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Cisco Adler claims that despite the wide circulation of a photo of his INSANELY STRETCHED OUT BALLS, he has not been dumped by his girlfriend, Mischa Barton. At first, I was surprised to hear that they were still together because the picture is pretty damn gross (for those of you who are blind, be thankful for your affliction in this rare instance), but then again, I realized that it’s just a picture of his balls. Even after seeing them in real life for the first time, she still chose to stick around. And it’s not like what you get with his clothes on is so damn great, so it just makes me think Mischa’s gross. He’s not nasty by choice, but she certainly is by association.
“Everyone’s been really supportive.” He laughed a little. “No, I mean–shit, I think it’s pretty rock ‘n’ roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would’ve freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, ‘Oh, that’s from like 2001. Whatever.’”
Oh. Hmm. Is he saying that because they actually look WORSE now? I can only imagine what the wear and tear of six years of “rock ‘n’ roll” has done to that man’s balls. And frankly, I’d like it to stay that way.
my eyes! my eyes!! i had little warning!!!
Is that Jessica Alba?
Dude is FUGLY!! Even whiny Mischa deserves someone better, he acts like he’s doing her a favor. She’s very naive for Hollywood.
Wow. WTF balls that are longer than your own penis? That’s just wrong. Not to mention they’re uneven.
Totally agree with gross by association. Wow so everyone knows now that he has those fug balls…um yeah but she saw them all the time before. So is she now just too embarrassed because everyone knows her bf is a fucking weirdo? Fuck both of them.
“I can only imagine what the wear and tear of six years of “rock ‘n’ roll” has done to that man’s balls.”
What a way with words…cracked me up, but i have to say I agree.
Well… some girls like big, ginormous balls… (hahahaha)
I just think Mischa didn’t like the idea that another boyfriend of her’s had sex with Paris Hilton(Ahem, Brandon Davis… Puke*).
Poor Mischa, there’s no escaping the rath of Paris Hilton and her Herpes infested vagina.
that pcture is just WRONG
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