Clark Griswold Has A Right To Be Pissed

April 23rd, 2007 // 6 Comments

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Damn, no wonder why he’s seemed so uptight in his later years. Chevy Chase has revealed that he was basically tortured by his mom when he was a tyke.

“I lived in fear all the time – deathly fear,” Chase says in a new authorized biography, “I’m Chevy Chase . . . And You’re Not,” by Rena Fruchter, out next month from Virgin Books. It reveals that Chase’s concert-pianist mother, Cathalene, was a “very unhappy woman” who suffered from depression and panic attacks that could set her off at a moment’s notice. They had her locking young Chevy in a closet for hours at a time and waking him up in the middle of the night to slap him “continually and hard, across the face,” Chase tells the author. “I don’t remember what it was for, or what I had done.”

One of her other brutal punishments was to whip Chase over a period of days. “She would say to me, ‘Ten lashes on the backs of your legs every day for a week at 5 p.m.’ How can you hold on to that kind of anger against your kid?” Chase relates to Fruchter. “I knew I was a ‘bad boy,’ but I didn’t know that everybody wasn’t punished the same way I was.”

Wow, burn in hell, lady. Was she crazy because her parents spelled her name “Cathalene”? Who spells it that way? People who work in a mine? Anyway, I used to think Chevy Chase was really cranky after the stardom sorta dried up but now well, hang in there, buddy. Ouch.

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Comments (6)

  1. Lisa | April 23, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    The same people who name their children Shannelle!!!

  2. T-Bone | April 23, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    This isn’t really funny. Chevy Chase was obviously severely abused. His “humor” was probably used as a cover up for his serious pain (as it so often is).

    I wish him the best.

  3. Sue | April 23, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    I agree T-Bone. I mean it is newsworthy only because Mr. Chase put it out there, for his own reasons, but it is very sad…the Tears of a Clown..

  4. gameboy | April 24, 2007 at 1:05 am

    Is that Dick Cheney?

  5. Phoebe | April 24, 2007 at 3:22 am

    I think his mother comes from big money actually – the Crane plumbing company.

  6. anonymous | April 24, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Actually, screw you for the “work in a mine” comment.

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