Clay Aiken Finally Comes Out

September 23rd, 2008 // 8 Comments

Good for you, ya big carrot!

Clay Aiken comes out on the cover of the next issue of People.

Those Claymates are going to have an effin’ french fry freakout. Seriously, there’s going to be a lot of bovine women in Lark electronic convenience vehicles gunnin’ for his ass for shattering their sweaty dreams about Clay singing sweet nothings to them while they wear their new Bedazzled nightshirts. He better fortify his palace of Johnny Mathis gay. Those bitches do not mess around.

Aiken says that he “cannot raise a child to lie or hide things.” He had a kid with his long time producer and best friend Jaymes Foster.

Ricky Martin, you’re next!


Good for you, ya big carrot! Clay Aiken comes out on the cover of the next issue of People. Those
Claymates are going to have an effin’ french fry freakout. Seriously,
there’s going to be a lot of bovine women in Lark electronic
convenience vehicles gunnin’ for his ass for shattering their sweaty
dreams about Clay singing sweet nothings to them while they wear their
new Bedazzled nightshirts. He better fortify his palace of Johnny
Mathis gay. Those bitches do not mess around.Aiken says that he “cannot raise a child to lie or hide things.” He had a kid with his long time producer and best friend Jaymes Foster.Ricky Martin, you’re next!

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Comments (8)

  1. Philip Wester | September 23, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Is this actually true or a spoof “news piece”?

  2. stewie | September 23, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Well just knock me over w/ a feather.

  3. S_M_G | September 23, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Yeah it’s true! He came out. Wow.

    Jay you crack me up :-)

  4. William | September 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Looks like h’es ready for the mother
    (FATHER- LOAD)–what a sick bastard –I’m ashamed to be from the same state!

  5. Jucee | September 23, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    What are people, headless? Helen Keller knew he was gay!

    He makes a fruit bat seem straight.

    I don’t have gaydar and I could tell he was gay.

    (Yeah speaking of that, can anyone tell me where I can pick one of those up? I got a gaydar kit off of late night tv from Ktel and it sucks!)

    The only thing that reminds me that I’m gay is the men I keep waking up with in the morning.

  6. emiliana_amour | September 26, 2008 at 9:46 am

    This lil ole New Jersey Jewish hausfrau truly feels bad for thee mama and papa of this man. As a Jewish parent, thee worse thing our children can tell us is that he or she shall be suffering from thee ghay. Oy vey!

  7. MoyJoy | October 3, 2008 at 8:30 am

    You don’t say…

    Seriously, it’s like Barak Obama admitting he’s black.

  8. Josh Cordell | October 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    wait… did Obama admit that he’s black?

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