There must be some sort of chemical reaction between humans and their
offspring, because even Clive Owen‘s kids think he’s a total dork.
The Duplicity actor and family man told OK! that 9-year-old Eve and 12-year-old Hannah frequently get embarrassed by his “weird and embarrassing” clothes and “definitely don’t think” he’s “rugged and cool.” Um, didn’t they get the memo on this? Next we’re going to hear that they think he’s ugly and fat.
The sad conclusion seems to be that no matter how “dope” or “tight” you think you are now, your kids are totally going to criticize the shit out of you. But
on the plus side, this makes me feel a lot less guilty for the things I
secretly (or out loud) thought about my parents as a
kid. See? There’s always a silver lining.
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