I am so sick of Paris and her stupid head tilt!!!!!

She always looks so overposed! I know that is not a word, btw.

Please Paris, go away.

Colin should give some money rather than get his “one pack” out for the cameras.

Then again, I think it is making a good gesture which is quite commendable.

It is a pity he has a “one pack” rather than a “six pack”. Then again, some chicks like big guys.

I should know. I weight 175 Kilos and have a complete party pack… and I get nailed most nights.

He looks like the cop from the Village People.

That eye has never looked lazier

I think it’s ironic that a racist, junkie socialite raised money for poor, displaced, black people. I know there are others that are suffering, but I’m just sayin… It’s known that Paris uses the “n” word quite frequently. She’ll do anything for publicity.

J&M: Time to stop the self-delusion, there is no way anyone would go for you if Colin Farrell was in a 100 mile vicinity!

Also, his stomach sticks out a little shape-wise, but it’s toned, not flabby.

Good Call Kat! I was thinking the exact same thing when I was looking at this photo….Let’s do the “Y-M-C-A”!

JM – 175 KILOS? EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

THAT IS NASTY!!

Will someone PLEASE make this stupid lazy eyed bitch go away already?

I was going to let that one slide, but since Laura Lord Belle started…

What is that? Like 300 lbs?

Not going to get nailed by this “chick.”

Not a huge Colin fan, but I have to say his “one-pack” looks just fine to me– I prefer it over someone who is way “cut”…

please say you meant 75 kilos not 175!

Who are the ultra creepy dudes with P & C??
EWWW.

Y- M -C- A!!!!!

Paris Hilton is boring. She’s gonna get old real quick.

Voted most likely to end up broke, drunk, pot bellied, and living in bankruptcy trailer park… The winners are: Some fat lipped euro trash in sunglasses, Paris “I think my neck is broke” Hilton once again giving us proof that being white trash has nothing to do with having money; chain smoking, beer swiggin’, black Irish trash Colin fur-real? …and Paco, their over dressed man servent. Nice bling by the way.

Paris Hilton isn’t hot. The only things that makes her remotely hot is her money and the fact she made a sex tape, which sucked to begin with. She has no breasts, she has no ass, she has no shape.

What’s with this country’s obsession with shapeless women? I don’t want to see a fat girl, but a girl with at least some noticable shape would be nice.

And why is Slayer’s Tom Arraya in that photo and around those people? That’s just not right.

So tell me. Who’s Hot and who’s Buzz kill?

Ew. To all of it. To Colin’s keg, to Paris, and the greaseballs she’s posing with.

That ugly dog has got one of the lazyest eyes and wierdest freaking noses I have ever seen. Only a retard could think she hot.

Whos got the big nose and lazy eye? You did not mean PH did you? How dare you! No way, she is *perfect.* She is the most beautiful woman on the planet that has ever been born. Just ask her, she will tell you so.

(No, really I think she is a dog too. Nicole Rithchie is way hotter and classier. Especially now.)

Paris always has that one leg slightly parted for easy rear entry.

BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE! P.HO-TON IS A BUTTERFACE!

kat, for real!

Don’t be hatin’

“Hatin’” on what? the fact that I was NOT born with a witch looking bird hawk nose and a droopy,loopy, funky, wonky eye and shit?!! Get real.

Oh boo hoo! People are hatin’ on poor Paris! Who gives a crap? Stupid bitch. Someone ought to have slapped her in her stupid tilting head with a 2×4 by now, maybe make the stupid empty thing tilt the other way….

Oh boy! Just what turns me on! A smokin’, beer guzzlin’, belly hangin’ guy!