Star Magazine has a picture of the e-mail that college student Laura Mallory Jane sent to her peeps about her evening with that annoying lanky guy from Swingers. Sources say this bitch and her big mouth and her big keyboard was the final straw for Jennifer and Vince. Which one of this bitch’s friends sold her ass out to the tabloids? Heh.

next thing I know it was me and Vince alone in the hotel room. For awhile, we just had a drink and talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen)…

I’m sorry, does this ho know Jennifer Aniston? Huh?

And one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn’t have sex, but it was just as good. :)

Translation: She gave him head, and since it was a celebrity it was worth it despite him not reciprocating in the least.

Afterwards we just laid in his gigantic beautiful bed with satin sheets, smoking cigarettes and talking about life.

“Until he told me he had to be on the set early the next day and that I couldn’t stay..but I was ok, because he was really really nice! Even though he put his cigarette out on my forehead and I saw him with another girl in the hotel bar an hour later! But it’s ok, because ohmygod, Vince Vaughn!”

Ugh. Can you imagine having to lay there, with his seed drying on your chin and having to listen to his actor-guy views on life? No thanks.