and she wants us to respect her as an anchor/newswoman? tsk tsk Connie! That was torture to watch and listen to…..

WTF…what was she thinking?!

That was torture to watch (only made it through half of it). I used to wonder how a serious news woman such as herself ended up with a daytime talk show host, but after seeing some clips of this show it has become crystal clear. She’s just as weird as some of the guests on his show!

Next on Maury….Paternity test results, Male or Female…you guess, and my wife is bat-sh** crazy.

Seriously….WTF was that?
I don’t know what else to say

This has to be the beginning of senile dementia for her, or something. I watched half, it was so horrible and bizarre. Does she think she’s sexy?

You have to go back and finish watching!
The big finale, when she klunks on the floor.
Too funny!

That was weird. I want what she was smoking!
She had to be plastered to do that.

I’m guessing that EVERY bridge must be burnt so she said, “what the fuck!”

Such a junior moment.

was she wearing a thong? She is so hot!!!

You know it’s bad when you watch long enough just to be sure it’s not MADTv’s Bobby Lee spoofing her! Seriously, it was what I though it was! Did you even see the little bobble where she loses her balance a bit? I’m left wondering if this was supposed to be touching or funny?

I think it was supposed to be funny…but it really wasn’t.

It was kind of sad.

her husband cheated on her.. and she let him have it on tv.. Not working with him again.. no sireee, and doesn’t want the big, slobbery, insincere send offs from the other news shows.. hee hee

her husband cheated on her.. and she let him have it on tv.. Not working with him again.. no sireee, and doesn’t want the big, slobbery, insincere send offs from the other news shows.. hee hee

Yeah, maybe she is just plain old crazy. Ya think

Shocking! It’s like she was looking for the fastest way to be labeled a wacko. She sets a precedent in self destruction.

Shocking! It’s like she was looking for the fastest way to be labeled a wacko. She sets a precedent in self destruction.

That was absolutely terrific! Connie has some serious chutzpah and she looks so slim in that fab gown too! She’s got some power if they let her go on and do that, dontcha thinkso?

Yeah, thanks for the “mammaries”, Connie.
Is this why CNN axed her?

Also, is it just me or is there no sound coming from that piano? Why the hell did they have to humiliate that guy?!

Hahaha!!! That was a trip! Good for her, she doesn’t give a fuck what people think. She’s like fuck it.

Hahaha!!! That was a trip! Good for her, she doesn’t give a fuck what people think. She’s like fuck it.

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There are so many memorable things about this video… The “air piano”–I’ve never seen air piano before… The dead silence made her performance all the more painful… Seriously, no canned laughs? No background music to make her sound better? Even if she was doing it for laughs… how expensive can canned laughter be?

Also, oh, that grunt and groan as she rolled over on the piano was priceless, maybe even more so than when she konked out on the floor at the end. And the air piano player’s stifled laughter…

Air piano versus grunting like a pig when she tried to slinkily roll over on the piano? I think we should have a poll–which was more ridiculous?

I see a album coming soon….Connie and Maury’s greatest hits (o:

Oh man, if Connie had a MySpace profile she’d totally be on my Top 8 right now.