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UPDATE: In an interview with GQ, Corey Feldman claims that the individual who sexually abused him was a former assistant, not Michael Jackson. Feldman said, “People can say whatever they want, but it wasn’t Michael. He and I have our own issues, but that wasn’t one of them.”

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So, let me set the scene for you. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are meeting up in a diner because Corey Haim found himself cast in a sequel to The Lost Boys alongside the other Corey. From there, the two engage in a heated discussion that results in both of The Two Coreys revealing that they were the victims of sexual abuse in their early teens while the cameras roll for their dysfunctional reality television series. Yikes.

I could tell you blow-by-blow what happens, or you could watch it and get the same effect. Suffice to say, as fucked up as it is that both of these guys experienced such trauma at such a young age, I did take some perverse pleasure when Corey Haim effectively wipes the shit-eating grin off Corey Feldman’s face so quickly after Feldman threatens to “destroy” Haim.

Now, I know that everybody’s going to be making theories about Wacko Jacko, but let’s not forget that Victoria Beckham once tried to assault Corey Haim’s face with her teeth. She might be packing robot wiener in there somewhere and I suspect she’s not afraid to use it.

UPDATE: In an interview with GQ, Corey Feldman claims that
the individual who sexually abused him was a former assistant, not
Michael Jackson. Feldman said, “People can say whatever they want, but
it wasn’t Michael. He and I have our own issues, but that wasn’t one of
them.”

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So, let me set the scene for you. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are
meeting up in a diner because Corey Haim found himself cast in a sequel
to The Lost Boys alongside the other Corey. From there, the two engage in a heated discussion that results in both of The Two Coreys
revealing that they were the victims of sexual abuse in their early
teens while the cameras roll for their dysfunctional reality television
series. Yikes.

I could tell you blow-by-blow what happens, or you could watch it
and get the same effect. Suffice to say, as fucked up as it is that
both of these guys experienced such trauma at such a young age, I did
take some perverse pleasure when Corey Haim effectively wipes the
shit-eating grin off Corey Feldman’s face so quickly after Feldman
threatens to “destroy” Haim.

Now, I know that everybody’s going to be making theories about Wacko
Jacko, but let’s not forget that Victoria Beckham once tried to assault Corey Haim’s face with her teeth. She might be packing robot wiener in there somewhere and I suspect she’s not afraid to use it.