Hey there, fresh-faced supahstah! Forgot to apply your Wet N’ Wild palette this morning, hmm? Courtney Stodden greeted the morning in Nike short shorts, a bandeau top, hooker heels and…is that a nude bra or are her signatured bra straps just dirty?
PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Dresses Sexy For Halloween, Husband Doug Hutcherson In Costume As His Wife
The 17-year-old managed to grab a cup of coffee without the supervision of her grody husband, Doug Hutchinson yesterday (November 2nd), and for the first time we saw Stodden for what she is: A teenager whose penchant for dress-up has gone a little too far. One of these days the poor thing is going to take a look at her paparazzi photos and just collapse into a heap of tube tops.
PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Before She Started Looking Like A Hooker
Sister needs to melt that damn arm bracelet down into something useful.























Her breasts look painted on. o.O
This is ridiculous. What a waste of a life.
Ok. Now I know why she usually wears two tons of make up: she looks like a MAN!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph what a F%&King waste of young women ! She is Beautiful ….if only she could keep her “CLOWN” make-up off, put some decent lady clothing on for her age [NOT WALK LIKE THIS], and keep her mouth shut until she has some to say coming from her brain, not the chemical she is on !!!
All of her makeup wound up on her chest.