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Yup guys. There she is. Just walking down that little brick-paved walk-way, probably trying to get to her car. She seems like a nice enough person–probably the most stable relationship Jennifer Aniston’s had in her life for a long time. Did you notice how I did that? I managed to make this about hot-button topic, Jennifer Aniston, without her even being in the picture. I’m that good. As for Courtney, she mentioned that her husband, David Arquette, has slowly but surely getting his home-decorating privileges revoked as their relationship has progressed.
“When we were first dating, he had this figure from A Clockwork Orange which was a woman in bondage as the base of a table, and I tried to work that into my living room decor.
“If I could confine his things to his study it would be OK – but these days I don’t give them too much of a chance.”
And they’re still together, so I guess something must be working. I’m going to use their relationship as my argument for why I will do the exact same thing to my boyfriend when we move in together. Except that he doesn’t actually even own anything. Except clothes, really.
Ellie | July 11, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Why oh why doesn’t she do something with her scraggly hair!
Sick of the Vogue ads | July 11, 2007 at 10:34 pm
I am so sick of seeing this bullshit, almost everytime I click on a link here I get redirected to this:
http://speed.pointroll.com/PointRoll/Media/default/LuxotticaGroup/366178/Luxottica_160x600_Dft_050907.jpg
It seriously makes me want to stop coming.
I love you, Lisa. Please fix it!
green cardigan | July 12, 2007 at 8:47 am
Ellie – I agree with the hair comment. Herself and Jennifer are stuck in yesteryear with their hairstyles. Their hair is always fabulous and shiny, but they’ve had the same style for the last 7 or 8 years. I think a shoulder length cut would suit Courtney well. She has a very thin face and this mop hanging down like two curtains, does nothing for her.
green cardigan | July 12, 2007 at 8:50 am
Correction – chin length not shoulder length. Wash Cut and Blowdry luv, today’s special 20 USD
Mr. T | July 12, 2007 at 9:02 am
I guess she’s pretty washed up career wise. At least she’s still friends with the chin.
Margaret | July 12, 2007 at 10:02 am
Lisa, since you shamelessly dropped Jen’s name for hits, I’ll give you one, but I may call you JJ in the process. Court looks great, but I agree. A new hair style is in order for both Court, Sheryl, Laura and JENNIFER ANISTON ….short, swingy, bouncy. There now. Wait 10 and the loons will be here.
Laura | July 12, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Hey Leesa,
Oh wait, it’s Lisa. Just like Courtney is Courteney. I know it’s weird, but so is Katharine Hepburn and yo mama.