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In Courtney Love’s book, “Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love,” the kind of book that makes you wish you had jury duty, so that you could justify spending an entire day doing nothing but reading it without fear of those close to you finding out your dirty little pastime, she talks about the time Prince Andrew showed up unannounced at her pad, looking for ass.

The infamous wild child turned rock star said the Duke of York visited her house unannounced looking to party, after going to Hollywood to find himself some female company. Miss Love, who is promoting her book Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love, described how she greeted him in her slippers and dressing gown, before making him refreshments. She said: ‘Prince Andrew turns up at my house at one in the morning and he wants to party. He’d come to Hollywood to look for chicks. I don’t know what he expected at my house. ‘I think he thought it was going to be like a party. I had these little bunny slippers on and my fluffy robe. I answered the door and he was there with a bodyguard. At one point he did ask me on the couch – I’ve never told this to anyone – he said, “So what do you do all day?”‘

As presumptuous as it might have been for him to expect Courtney to have a cadre of hookerish women waiting to service him at all hours of the night, I do kind of think that’s a good question to ask her. I mean, what DOES she do all day? Actually, I probably don’t want to know. I have a feeling that her answer might result in my spontaneously developing a drug problem and an STD at the same time.

The Duke came to my house ‘looking to party’ [Evening Standard]