Cranky Queen Gives Us His Tired List Again

January 9th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Not that I’m going to bat for these hoes, but who gives a shit?

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for No. 1 on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th annual “Worst Dressed Women List,” the retired designer revealed Tuesday.

Calling them “two peas in an over-exposed pod” and “style-free and fashion deprived,” Blackwell dubbed Spears and Hilton the “Screamgirls.”

Blackwell didn’t limit his nitpicking to young stars such as 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan (No. 3), who went, he claims “from adorable to deplorable” – also targeted, in No. 10 spot, was 57-year-old Meryl Streep, even though she played a fashionista in The Devil Wears Prada.

I would think it would be a coup to be on this old bitch’s list. Is this the only thing he does besides go to gay piano bars, complain about the temperature of his soup and act disgusted all the time? I mean I’m as equally stank, but at least my output is daily. His is once a year. I gotta look into that gig. I figure all I need is to be 200 years old, remain gay as hell, and have a prolapsed rectum that’s making me cranky.

Mr. Blackwell Still Kickin’ [People]

(Flynet)

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Comments (7)

  1. Jinxy McDeath | January 9, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Blackwell’s a bitter old queen. He’s never got anything good to say, not that Britney isn’t a freaking dirty skank, and that Paris isn’t a shaved bigfoot…

    Blackwell hasn’t been involved in clothing design since the early 60′s, therefore he’s got no cred to be taken seriously. He’s a looney as the people he critiques. He had no talent when he did design clothes.

  2. lizze | January 9, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Honey – you are much better then Blackwell so keep up with the daily output!

  3. Jinxy McDeath | January 9, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Agreed J. Harv rocks!

  4. Darian Zam | January 9, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    That is solid gold, AGAIN.
    J. Harvey you just made my day.
    Brilliant work.

  5. Caviar | January 10, 2007 at 9:17 am

    Totally agree with your comments Baby Doll!

  6. Caviar | January 10, 2007 at 9:17 am

    Totally agree with your comments Baby Doll!

  7. pilsbury | January 10, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    I was just reading this in my local paper, nothing mentioned about Paris “slapper” hilton.

    I am not that really surprised.

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