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Why am I telling you this? I don’t know, why did I tell you when Jessica Simpson farted? When our  pretty people release gases in a professional meeting and get a pimple it’s entertaining. I’m just going to put it on the shelf with the mystery of what sparked the big bang and why people like vampires so much.

Anyway, Kim Kardashian’s make out buddy, went to support Rafa Nadal in the Master 1000 Series of Madrid yesterday (May 12) and he was having a bad skin day, with paparazzi red circles to prove it. That sucks, because he’s damn hot. Wash your face, hotness, or better yet get one of those trendy proactive deals that pays you to.