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Oh God, now this is a motley crew of reality TV flotsam and jetsam. For the most part, I can’t tell who the “celebrity” and the “dancers” are, except for the chubby and/or awkward ones.

I’m referring, of course, to cowboy hat-wearing Ty Murray, Steve Wozniak and Lawrence Taylor looking WAY too happy to be holding onto that bronzed knee in his hand.

Denise Richards is totally hoping to bang her instructor, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who’s currently engaged to Karina Smirnoff. You know she’d find him a hell of a lot more attractive if he were married.

Gallery Info: Dancing With the Stars promo pictures of Lil Kim, Steve Wozniak, Lawrence Taylor, Denise Richards, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Karina Smirnoff, Chelsie Hightower, Ty Murray, Cheryl Burke, Gilles Marini, Edyta Sliwinska, Jewel, Dmitry Chaplin, Jonathan Roberts, Belinda Carlisle, Julianne Hough, Chuck Wicks, Kym Johnson, David Alan Grier, Lacey Schwimmer, Stephen Glover, Steve O, Nancy ODell, Tony Dovolani, Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas.