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Liz Smith reports that hottest 007 ever Daniel Craig is trying to land Sienna Miller to be the next Bond girl. And to milk his cows. Seriously, did you see the outfit she had on the other night? What the hell was that?

And others are saying that the new James Bond – Daniel Craig – is trying to convince Sienna, his former flame, to co-star in the next blockbuster Bond movie. (Even some die-hard Sean Connery fans admit Craig’s “Casino Royale” is the greatest 007 movie . . . ever.)
But Sienna, winning advance kudos for “Factory Girl,” insists no one has yet asked her to be a Bond girl. The rumor began “because we starred in ‘Layer Cake’ together and because we get on so well. I don’t think Daniel has time to be an agent at the moment. Anyway, I’m happy to let people say that, and I’ll add that he is the best 007 anyone could ever hope for . . . but how could anyone say no to James Bond?”

When Factory Girl comes out, I’m going to go see it. And if she doesn’t give the hottest performance ever, I’m done. Because I have no clue as to what this biddy does besides run around schtupping everyone and losing Jude Law to the nanny. Seriously, she’s a Gretchen Mol. Who, you ask? Gretchen was on Vanity Fair’s cover twice in the 90′s and people kept shilling her ass as the next big thing and I believe she does Hallmark movies now. Where she plays a pet shop owner new in town who has a leukemia and a little boy and she lights candles in the window sill every night and…was I talking about Daniel Craig?

More photos of Sienna Miller and her big box of chocolates after the jump.

(WENN)