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Rich people are crazy. Victoria Beckham and husband David Beckham are keeping their faces smooth and supple by using a new Japanese skin creme–that is made out of the droppings from nightingales.
Some rich people are also as dumb as grit. You could probably sell these two your phlegm to rub on their mugs if you made the wrapper pretty enough and charged them a lot of money.
“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home,” a source said.
There’s really nothing left to say. Except I wouldn’t clean out your cat’s litter box just yet. You never know.
Rich people are crazy. Victoria Beckham and husband David Beckham are keeping their faces smooth and supple by using a new Japanese skin creme–that is made out of the droppings from nightingales. Some rich people are also as dumb as grit. You could probably sell these two your phlegm to rub on their mugs if you made the wrapper pretty enough and charged them a lot of money.”When
Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear
skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and
when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons
now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin
looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home,” a
source said.There’s really nothing left to say. Except I wouldn’t clean out your cat’s litter box just yet. You never know.
Bill Cosby | October 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
If she’ll rub bird poo on her face, imagine what she’ll take in her mouth. I’ll bet her teeth smell like Jeff Stryker’s farts.
V | October 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Well, that apparently explains why they both look like sh–!
itsme | October 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Gosh..she looks like ‘Victor victoria’ I hate that haircut on her!
green cardigan | October 8, 2008 at 6:33 am
We can all live like the rich and famous. Just scrape the shite off your windscreen each time a bird takes a dump on it and before you know it you’ll have a jar of it to smear on your face. It doesn’t have to be Japanese nightingale poo.
tido | October 8, 2008 at 10:24 am
well most moisturisers are full of rubbish anyway. Look for the word urea or urea extract on yours – you know what that is right?
*sigh* | October 8, 2008 at 10:31 am
Japanese geishas have been using creams derived from nightingale droppings on their faces for hundreds of years now.