The Hoff’s Ok!

October 18th, 2007 // 3 Comments

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David Hasselhoff recently plummeted off the wagon. He had to be hospitalized, but has since bounced back. He says that sobriety went kablooey after he and his daughter attended a fashion show with requisite party on Sunset Blvd. Friggin’ models, always trying to make people drink! Well, why not, they can’t eat!

“It’s one of those things, it’s one day at a time,” the former Baywatch star, 55, says of his slip from sobriety. “I was doing great, and it just happened, and it took me 24 hours, and I just said, ‘You know what? Wrong, Wrong, Wrong!’ The little brain says that it’s okay, but it’s not okay, and that’s what it’s all about.”

Little brain? His penis made him do it? What? Hoff says he checked in to take care of his slip, and is now “doing good”. So we don’t have to worry about seeing anymore video clips of him drunk off his ass and trying to eat hamburgers. You know, the footage his daughter provided us? Is she his sponsor or something?

By J. Harvey

  1. Sarah

    I know, for some reason, a lot of people like this guy. But he strikes me as such a sleaze ball. He fell off the wagon while hanging out with his daughter? Maybe I read that wrong, but why does it seem like his kids are always dragged through this mess with him? And he won full custody of them? Yipes.

  2. green cardigan

    Good Man Hoff. Get back up on that wagon and keep fighting your demons.

  3. Laurella

    I think his daughter is rather clever for using the footage to kick his ass in shape. Use that publicity! And he had to go to the hospital after just 24 hours after he started drinking again? That’s not very long

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