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I’ve been to some crazy parties, but this kind of behavior is usually reserved for freshmen. Goddam, Knight Rider is ass out. How does he find his wife to beat when he’s in states like this? I couldn’t locate my penis. Check it.

“Extra” has obtained recent video in which a shirtless and extremely intoxicated Hasselhoff sits on the floor of a Las Vegas hotel room so out of it that he is unable to feed himself a hamburger.

Surprisingly, it is footage Hasselhoff’s attorneys told “Extra” that he requested be filmed. He wanted to see first hand the person he became when he fell off the wagon.

In the disturbing footage, a close family member, who is off camera, pleaded with him to “stop drinking.”

In the video, an incoherent Hasselhoff was disciplined by the worried family member, who said, “If you get alcohol tonight, you are fired from the show [The Producers] tomorrow and the doctor is coming over here in the morning to check your alcohol level. If you have any alcohol in your system, you are going to be fired from the show.”

Hasselhoff promised to stop drinking after he is told his behavior was “not fair to your family.”

They implored Hasselhoff, “Tell me you are going to stop, tell me you are going to stop.” Eventually, a drunken Hasselhoff answered, “Yep… yes… mmmhmm.”

During the video, Hasselhoff is repeatedly asked why he continued to “do this” to himself. Hasselhoff, who is currently locked in a bitter custody battle for his daughters with his ex-wife Pamela Bach, mumbled, “Cause, I’m lonely. I have trouble in my life.”

Whoa. Keep reading for the official statement and one more shirtless screengrab.

In a statement to “Extra” through his attorneys, David Hasselhoff’s said, “I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children.”

He needs to get in K.I.T.T. and drive his ass to the rehab.