How disappointing.

From 1010 Wins:

“The tabloids make so much stuff up,” he says. “I was at Wimbledon, and they said I was escorted out drunk. … Absolutely not. I don’t drink anymore.” Hasselhoff saw his star rise again as a judge on NBC’s “America’s Got Talent,” produced by pal Simon Cowell. Still, he says he might not return for another season. “I don’t know,” Hasselhoff tells Newsweek magazine in its July 31 issue. “This is not my cup of tea. I signed on for one season, and Simon Cowell conned me into it: `Here’s a lot of money,’ and it’s like “The Gong Show…I’m trying to get on a sitcom or maybe even my own show, `Travels With the Hoff.’”

OK, I don’t know how much I like the idea that the Hoff has stopped drinking, because I’m worried that our crazy Hoff news might take a nosedive. However, I can say with 100% certaintly that I am a big fan of ‘Travels With The Hoff,’ already. Someone needs to give that man a reality show and fast. I’m hoping that he still makes really bad decisions sober. That’s basically all I’m clinging to at this point.