David Letterman Now Owns Jennifer Aniston’s Nudie Tie

December 18th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Jennifer Aniston guffawed her way through David Letterman‘s show last night, tried to avoid any and all questions about her life outside of that dog movie, and gave Letterman a replica (because the real thing’s been in some dirty areas) of the necktie she wore over her naked body on the cover of GQ.

Letterman immediately took off the tie he was wearing and put the one she gave him on because who wouldn’t want to wear a tie that’s been in Aniston’s hey-nanny-nanny? Well, me. But that’s just a given.

Aniston helped him adjust it and commented “Oh this is exciting – I’m dressing Dave! This is an historic moment in my career. That was fantastic!” Ladybird, you better hope it isn’t the high point. Sell that dog movie!

Letterman tried to get her to talk about lover John Mayer, but she responded that she met him at a party and then got a little bitchy. Here she is at the studio in NYC, wearing kind of a salmony pink-colored jersey dress with a distracting sort of belt.

“I think it’s all been said at this point,” she said, but when Letterman persisted by asking her why everyone is so into her personal life she goes “I don’t know. Just ask yourself why you asked the question.” I thought this movie was about dogs and not feral cats.


Jennifer Aniston guffawed her way through David Letterman‘s show last night, tried to avoid any and all questions about her life outside of that dog movie, and gave Letterman a replica (because the real thing’s been in some dirty areas) of the necktie she wore over her naked body on the cover of GQ.

Letterman immediately took off the tie he was wearing and put the one
she gave him on because who wouldn’t want to wear a tie that’s been in
Aniston’s hey-nanny-nanny? Well, me. But that’s just a given.

Aniston helped him adjust it and commented “Oh this is exciting – I’m
dressing Dave! This is an historic moment in my career. That was
fantastic!” Ladybird, you better hope it isn’t the high point. Sell
that dog movie!

Letterman tried to get her to talk about lover John Mayer,
but she responded that she met him at a party and then got a little
bitchy. Here she is at the studio in NYC, wearing kind of a salmony
pink-colored jersey dress with a distracting sort of belt.

“I think it’s all been said at this point,” she said, but when
Letterman persisted by asking her why everyone is so into her personal
life she goes “I don’t know. Just ask yourself why you asked the
question.” I thought this movie was about dogs and not feral cats.

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Comments (7)

  1. Barb | December 18, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Do you drink hater-ade for breakfast?

    I think you will find your view to be very unpopular.

  2. misslala | December 18, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    I watched this last night and I thought she was fun and handled all of the questions well. I don’t think she’s had a choice but to respond to all of the questions that have been asked by reporters…people are being scavengers for dirt and they want her to talk shit about Angelina and Brad. No one can believe that she’s over it and let her move on. I like her, and I think she’s been a lot more classy than I would have been if some skank stole my husband and his douchebag ass went along with it. I don’t like John Mayer much either, but when she wasn’t dating anyone she was “desperate” and “in mourning and hiding out”. Now that she’s having fun she’s “trying to get pregnant” and “slutty”. Good for her that she’s having a good time.

  3. LapBuddy | December 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    “Ask yourself why you asked the question.”

    hahaa great response!

    The only thing missing was “, you fuckin retard!”

  4. Kaligula | December 18, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    it requires a pretty extreme state of blissfully ignorant, self-important hypocrisy to feel entitled to expose your nude body in a highly suggestive manner to the world at large (the sole purpose being to get attention, to promote your self and your latest business endeavor, and to seal your public image as sexually desirable and worthy of said attention and success) yet respond indignantly and with some amusing attempt at culturally-critical wit when someone asks you (in yet another forum explicitly designed for your self-promotion) to reveal a little more about yourself.

    all in all, she somehow manages to come across as simultaneously low-class, highly anxious and solipsistically self-important here. i know 25 actors who have more talent in their right earlobes than she does in her whole essence, including past and future lifetimes. she is utterly appalling to me in every way.

  5. ragmaglover | December 19, 2008 at 5:35 am

    Say what you really feel, Kaligula. Love your honesty and agree and thought what the he– was she doing when posing like that! Pretty stupid

  6. Jennifer | December 28, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Can’t stand her, she’s so “uncool.”

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