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Demi and Ashton were engaged in a slow-dog chase earlier today. Dressed in their signature outfits and dark sunglasses, they hoped to evade paparazzi as they casually walked away with Zsa Zsa Gabor’s pet Chihuahua.

OK, I’m totally lying here. But the truth is so boring! They’re just walking their dogs as a couple. No one’s in jail, rehab or having sex on videotape…yet! The afternoon is still young. Come on, guys. Let’s go smoke some crack and make a bunch of bad decisions! I’ll bring the video camera!

(Flynet)

More photos of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore walking their dog after the jump.

(Flynet)