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Oh, Denise Richards. You and the truth are not exactly friends. In a recent episode of her really, really terrible reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, Denise sat down with a reporter from Redbook magazine to “set the record straight.” In fact, that’s kind of the mission statement (kinda like Dina Lohan) with her E! reality show. The problem is – bitch speaking with forked tongue. Lies!

Denise claimed to the reporter in the episode (you can read my recap here) that she did not steal her former friend Heather Locklear’s husb
and Richie Sambora. In fact, Deceptive Denise claims that she didn’t get together with Richie Sambora until after he split with Locklear. This apparently isn’t so. A friend of Locklear’s says that Denise was calling Sambora while he was still with Sammy Jo from Dynasty.

(Btw, this was also the episode Denise called the reporter from People a “c*nt”. Despite the show being a Spanish Inquisition-level torture to watch, you should at least catch it for the repeat of that scene. Classic.)

“Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while
Heather was still married to him,” the source said. “Heather was such a
good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a
shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie Sheen split up – there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later – not months – Denise starts dating Richie.”

You don’t say!

The source also goes on to say that Denise is a lie teller for saying that she wasn’t friends with Heather for three months before Sambora contacted her.

Oh, and this isn’t really important but it does seem to be the only thing Denise is commenting on. On the show, Denise claimed she as five dogs, four cats and three pigs. Gross ebough, but she actually has TWENTY dogs. That’s what crazy people who aren’t dog breeders have! They get cited for their homes smelling like barnyards!

“I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It’s such old news. I will say I have 10
dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves
animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them,
so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I
have,” says Denise via a rep. Heather’s people aren’t talking.

If she keeps lying, the only friends she’s going to have left will be those horny pigs she has at the house.

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Oh, Denise Richards. You and the truth are not exactly friends. In a
recent episode of her really, really terrible reality show Denise
Richards: It’s Complicated, Denise sat down with a reporter from
Redbook magazine to “set the record straight.” In fact, that’s kind of
the mission statement (kinda like Dina Lohan) with her E! reality show.
The problem is – bitch speaking with forked tongue. Lies!Denise claimed to the reporter in the episode (you can read my recap here) that she did not steal her former friend Heather Locklear’s husband
Richie Sambora. In fact, Deceptive Denise claims that she didn’t get
together with Richie Sambora until after he split with Locklear. This
apparently isn’t so. A friend of Locklear’s says that Denise was
calling Sambora while he was still with Sammy Jo from Dynasty.(Btw,
this was also the episode Denise called the reporter from People a
“c*nt”. Despite the show being a Spanish Inquisition-level torture to
watch, you should at least catch it for the repeat of that scene.
Classic.)”Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while
Heather was still married to him,” the source said. “Heather was such a
good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a
shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie Sheen split up – there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later – not months – Denise starts dating Richie.” You don’t say!The
source also goes on to say that Denise is a lie teller for saying that
she wasn’t friends with Heather for three months before Sambora
contacted her. Oh, and this isn’t really important but
it does seem to be the only thing Denise is commenting on. On the show,
Denise claimed she as five dogs, four cats and three pigs. Gross
ebough, but she actually has TWENTY dogs. That’s what crazy people who
aren’t dog breeders have! They get cited for their homes smelling like
barnyards!”I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It’s such old news. I will say I have 10
dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves
animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them,
so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I
have,” says Denise via a rep. Heather’s people aren’t talking. If she keeps lying, the only friends she’s going to have left will be those horny pigs she has at the house.