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Now, that title I just threw up there was totally lame. Unless you imagine it’s just really, really filthy. From the New York Post:

DEREK Jeter has a new babe. The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel. According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, “laughing and giggling together.” At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire’s “sexiest woman alive” in 2005, went to the restroom and three girls quickly scurried over to chat with Jeter. But as soon as Biel returned, he put all his attention on her. The two left together

I want to see the sex tape and I want to see it now.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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