Desperate Housewife No Longer Desperate

July 6th, 2007 // 12 Comments

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The most hyped wedding of the year so far is taking place tomorrow. Eva Longoria and her basketball playing husband Tony Parker are getting married in a big ceremony in France. They were officially married today, per French law. These two are also getting two mil for coverage of their wedding. His and hers diamond berets! There was an article recently about how everyone is scrambling to get married on Saturday because of all the sevens. I’m guessing that’s the exact time an asteroid is going to hit the Earth. Hopefully it lands in France.

Professional basketball star Tony Parker married “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria at a civil ceremony in Paris on Friday _ a prelude to their expected star-studded weekend wedding bash at a lavish and storied chateau.

Longoria, 32, showed up first in a white stretch limo, wearing a way-above-the-knee pink Chanel dress with striped black and white straps. She was accompanied by about eight guests in cream, pink and purple dresses. She turned, smiled and waved for the crowd of waiting photographers and reporters who were kept well back behind two rows of police barriers.

Oh she is eating that stuff up! Easy there, Gabrielle. That show has a short shelf life. It’s shocking that she didn’t get married in a bikini because all we’ve seen lately is her on all fours in various bathing suits on the decks of yachts. Her ass is in the air so much It’s been looking like Anal Neighbor Girls 34 lately.

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Photos of Eva Longoria leaving Chanel one hour before her wedding are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Right, i’ll reiterate. A two year, on again off again relationship leads to the marriage of a 25 year old egocentric over-rated B-Baller and a 32 year old spoiled disrespectful bitch actress.

    Sure, that’ll last! (maybe a year)

  2. essie

    Tony Parker is defnitely NOT overrated as a basketball player.

    I agree with everything else you said.

  3. Essie, I’m a LBJ fan. I cannot agree! =)

  4. Lizz

    Notice her main gay Ken Paves is right there with her! Does he put some chemical on the heads of these girls to make them Ultra Annoying?

    And nice stripper shoes with that dress, BTW.

  5. Lizz

    Notice her main gay Ken Paves is right there with her! Does he put some chemical on the heads of these girls to make them Ultra Annoying?

    And nice stripper shoes with that dress, BTW.

  6. Lizz

    Notice her main gay Ken Paves is right there with her! Does he put some chemical on the heads of these girls to make them Ultra Annoying?

    And nice stripper shoes with that dress, BTW.

  7. Jinxy McDeath

    **She was accompanied by about eight guests in cream, pink and purple dresses**

    Sort of a my pretty pony wedding. I cannot believe how hyped a C listers’ wedding is, both of them are dreadful egomanics.

  8. hmweis1

    Ugh, I agree. I am so sick of hearing about this, and she is SO annoying! And everyone knows NBA players aren’t faithful! Good luck Gabs.

  9. Scarlett

    I am also tired of seeing her straddling Tony every other picture.

  10. ???

    Why do ppl hate Eva so much? Is it because of the character she plays on DH? I will always see her as a soap star. She’s cute and I wish her the best in this, her second marriage.

  11. Granger

    I just don’t get it! Is this woman REALLY that popular? Are people REALLY that excited about her wedding? I guess somebody is, or there wouldn’t be all this hype, but I just don’t understand it. Although you have to give Eva props for her ballsiness. I mean, she spent the whole last year talking this wedding up wherever she went so people wouldn’t forget about it; she decided to have the wedding in Paris so people would see it as some sort of exotic affair; AND she’s selling the photos for a small fortune so people will get it in their heads that she’s some kind of f***ing Princess Diana. She’s good. Very good. But she still doesn’t deserve all this attention.

  12. cynthia robbinis

    How can I buy the pink and black chanel dress worn by Eva Longoria the day before her wedding?

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