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Here’s all the promo material for the new season of Desperate Housewives. If you’ll notice, Eva Longoria, who’s the youngest at 33 and baby obsessed, is trying to steal all the spotlight! When it’s totally obvious that the real star of the show is the flaming-tressed Marcia Cross. Marcia Cross (hopefully missing the wig) should pound her into the floor and take her rightful place as sovereign ruler of Wisteria Lane. Teri Hatcher is a plasticine porter. I am happy that Dana Delaney found a new gig. The last time i saw her she was spanking that Australian guy with the perky buttocks in that terrible movie about S&M with Rosie O’Donnell.

Admittedly, I stopped watching this old lady situation when Alfre Woodward showed up in Season 2. Though the five year jump could be cool. I found the retarded kid locked in the basement to be a little much. Ok, it was because I was locked in a basement. That’s no joke! It was a senior prom of one! My date was a mop and I had to hang the disco ball off the inside of the bulkhead door!

Here’s all the promo material for the new season of Desperate Housewives. If you’ll notice, Eva Longoria, who’s the youngest at 33 and baby obsessed, is trying to steal all the spotlight! When it’s totally obvious that the real star of the show is the flaming-tressed Marcia Cross. Marcia Cross (hopefully missing the wig)
should pound her into the floor and take her rightful place as
sovereign ruler of Wisteria Lane. Teri Hatcher is a plasticine porter.
I am happy that Dana Delaney found a new gig. The last time i saw her
she was spanking that Australian guy with the perky buttocks in that
terrible movie about S&M with Rosie O’Donnell.Admittedly, I stopped watching this old lady situation when Alfre Woodward showed up in Season 2. Though the five year jump could be cool. I found the retarded kid locked in the basement to be a little much. Ok, it was because I was
locked in a basement. That’s no joke! It was a senior prom of one! My
date was a mop and I had to hang the disco ball off the inside of the
bulkhead door!