Desperation On Craiglist

July 27th, 2005 // 6 Comments

It’s funny because it’s sad.

If we get married you can have all the sex you want………… – 28
Date: 2005-07-26, 12:01PM EDT

I need to get married. Soon. If you are smart, you know why.

I could wait and meet someone in a more organic way, but I’m giving this a try.

You’ll still be able to date, go out with your buddies, and no relationship stress related.

About me: 28-white-cute-attractive-5’5-size 4-6

Pls, be smart. Be 33-42. Be attractive. And bold enough to do something like this.

(via Craiglist NY)

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6 Comments
  1. Zach

    green card yo

    Jul 27, 2005 at 1:19 pm /  Reply
  2. neeshad patel

    sounds like my kind of gal… desperate…. so sweeeeettt!!!

    Jul 27, 2005 at 3:02 pm /  Reply
  3. timk

    The ad says you can have “all the sex you want” but does not specify with whom. Stay back, it’s a trap.

    Jul 27, 2005 at 3:15 pm /  Reply
  4. rene

    I want to know if anyone responded.

    Jul 28, 2005 at 2:16 pm /  Reply
  5. bam

    Wait, does he need to get married right away
    because of a proviso in a will? Like he
    needs to get married in 30 days so he can
    inherit 30 billion dollars?

    That sounds like a Harlequin romance novel!

    Jul 28, 2005 at 4:40 pm /  Reply
  6. Jenny

    I feel the same way. I just don’t have the guts to post the ad.

    Feb 14, 2006 at 10:09 pm /  Reply

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