(WENN)
Nicole Richie will sit down with Diane Sawyer for a two part interview on “Good Morning America” next week.
Nicole Richie will go one-on-one with ABC’s Diane Sawyer next week, speaking for the first time since rumors started swirling that she is pregnant, a source tells PEOPLE.
Richie’s interview will air in two segments on Good Morning America, Aug. 2 and 3, as well as on 20/20, Aug. 3.
Aug. 16, Richie, 25, also is due in court to face a DUI charge.
It should go something like this:
Diane: So, America, wants to know…are you pregnant?
Nicole: (smiles coyly) Well, you know I have gained all this weight. I had a piece of popcorn and I thought maybe a kernel got lodged in my intestine and it started all this swelling…but it turned out all that sex I had when I was drunk and high resulted in a brat.
Diane: That’s fantastic! Are you excited?
Nicole: No! I’m fat! Look at me! I’m disgusting! The retarded thing is that I have enough money to hire a damn surrogate! What the hell was I thinking?
Diane: Do you have any baby names in mind?
Nicole: If it’s twins I’m going to name them Weed and Vicodin.




























green cardigan | July 26, 2007 at 12:10 pm
…Diane : Oh Weed and Vicodin, how cute and how appropriate!
(Audience clap)
Nicole : (blushing) yes, I thought I’d call them that as both those things were in my hands during the conception. If it’s triplets, I’ll call the third one Crystal M.
Zekers | July 26, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Wonder who Diane pissed off to get this ‘plum’ assignment???
Persistent Cat | July 26, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Yeah because seriously, a two-parter? Shouldn’t that be reserved for someone interesting with something to say?
Mama Sarah | July 26, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Hey, those are my kids’ names!
Mama Sarah | July 26, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Hey, those are my kids’ names. Here I am thinking I’m all original and sh*t.