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WTF is going on with this Cristiano Ronaldo daddy situation! The soccer star won’t give any details about where his new baby came from (hint: it wasn’t the stork!) so I guess the tabs are going to have to make up an answer for him!

The most popular and plausible rumor is that Ronaldo paid an American surrogate to have his child for him. A Portuguese newspaper has claimed as much and the Daily Mail reported that  Ronaldo and the surrogate conceived the boy in San Diego last year.

Which only leaves one question: is he crazy?! The man has a gorgeous Russian model for a girlfriend, a hot career and is damn sexy at only 25 years old…why on earth does he need a baby?! Has he come down with a case of the Angelina Jolies? He was pictured with two beautiful ladies at lunch in NYC recently….is this part of this thickening plot?

OK, you know what, I’m not buying it. I think this is a cut-and-dry baby daddy situation. Ronaldo being his hot self got some in the US last year. A baby happened. A thousand times likelier than him ordering one up.