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Here’s my beloved Jodie Foster at the premier of her new lesbian vigilante flick “The Brave One”. Jodie Foster with a gun is one of my favorite things in the world. Though she doesn’t need a gun to put you down, she’s smart and resourceful and can commune with serial killers. Yes, I’m confusing her with her movie roles but in a positive way! I can’t say anything positive about her hair at this affair, so I’m going to write the next sentence and forget it. Anyway, Jodie had some words for Dina Lohan sometime ago. She was quoted as asking where Lindsay Lohan’s “mother was”? And then went on some more about how Hollywood bleeds young actresses dry. Maybe so, but my Jodie needs to read this blog more because Lohan had a hand in her own undoing. Anyway, whorish spotlight-craving mother Dina Lohan has responded to Jodie’s statement.
She fumes, “It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me! Ironically Lindsay’s talent was compared to Jodie Foster’s as a little girl! I don’t know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren’t for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I’m sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful.”
“All we want as parents is to cultivate our children’s dreams, whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don’t ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don’t judge without facts!”
Jodie should just blow her away like she does the thugs in her new movie. Speaking of facts, seeing as you’ve attempted to televise every moment of your and your children’s lives – we have them! Dumb bitch! You’re the stage mother from hell, your daughter’s a drug-addicted, spoiled, carjacking floozie and your other daughter’s Christmas album sucked. Case closed! Shoot her, Jodie!
(WENN)
More photos (Jodie Foster, Richard Belzer, Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Barbara Hershey, Zoe Kravitz, Robert Downey Jr, and Evan Ross) from the premiere of “The Brave” after the jump.
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Mike | September 11, 2007 at 5:17 pm
What’s wrong with her hair? She went to the premiere right after Letterman where she had the same up-do. She(and her hair)looked real good to me.
Too bad Jodie’s not the type to respond to that media whore. I would love to see Jodie throw down w/ that whacko.
Team Jodie!
Only three days til The Brave One!
T-Bone | September 11, 2007 at 5:20 pm
“Shoot her, Jodie!”
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hilarious!
green cardigan | September 11, 2007 at 5:27 pm
What’s wrong with Robert Downey Jnr’s hair, more like.
Does Dina Lohan spend her timing trawling the web sites and gossip mags? She has an instant answer for everyone who dares criticise her.
‘She was quoted as asking where Lindsay Lohan’s “mother was”? ‘
Well, that ones easy. She was right beside Lindsay, waiting for her turn with the rolled up dollar bill.
seeldee | September 11, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Wow, Dina loves the exclamation points!
jen | September 11, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I think WO should shut her mouth until one, just one, of her children gradutate from high school, win an oscar and graduate from Harvard. Not to mention deal with sicko stalkers who try and kill presidents on your behalf.
Hell, what am I saying. High school is a lofty dream for the Lohan children – can’t go to class when there’s money to be made.
DiamondSal | September 11, 2007 at 6:02 pm
http://www.minorcon.org/index.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stage_mother
stolidog | September 11, 2007 at 6:42 pm
smooches mr. harvey.
BoscosQueen | September 11, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Never seen you J-Harv before in my life, but I had a rather stunning visual of you orating that entire monologue. You sir, are a satirical genius. Thank you, cause I’ve had a miserable week. ;)
ZeldaF | September 11, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Jodie can do NO wrong; total class act! I saw that interview this morning, she’s very dignified & graceful. What’s going on with Robert? I sure hope he’s finally happy and CLEAN. I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for RD Jr. Barbara Hershey looks pretty good too. Can’t wait for the movie. Love to see women portrayed as strong, taking back their lives (that seems to be the gist of the trailers on tv). “I want my dog back!”
jen | September 12, 2007 at 7:43 am
It’s sad to see Lohan attempt to make Foster look bad. Please, you are in the public eye and we can ALL see how truly twisted your life has become and what it has done to your children. THEREFORE, we don’t need to talk to you or meet you in order to criticize you. haha..that’s the beauty of free speech…
Clarisse | September 12, 2007 at 8:13 am
=(
What happened to my lil Downey Jr.?
Drugs are bad kids!
jknots | January 19, 2008 at 1:09 am
Lesbian vigilante flick?!??!? WTF? She’s not a lesbian in this movie. Get your facts right.