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Lohan’s stage Mom Dina has been hired by “Entertainment Tonight” to work the red carpet at the “Georgia Rules” premiere. Supposedly, she’ll be “asking the questions only a mother can”. Like – do you have a drug problem, honey? Can you definitely avoid taking a paternity test until he falls in love with the baby and doesn’t care if it’s his or not anymore? Where did you hide the body? You don’t mind your old Mom out clubbing with your and your girlfriends, right sweetie?

The leggy 44-year-old mother of three was hired by “Entertainment Tonight” to interview celebrities on the red carpet as they arrived at last night’s New York premiere of “Georgia Rule,” which stars her hard-partying daughter, as well as Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman.

“Dina wants to be a TV star,” said one snitch. “But ‘ET’ may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive.”

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More Dina Lohan news after the jump.

OK! magazine also recently reported that Dina – who claims her friends call her the “white Oprah” – was vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s spot on “The View.”

One insider told Page Six that would “never happen,” though reps for the show would not confirm or deny the rumors.

Can you somehow convince her to say she was the one driving? Do you think this top is too young for me? Do you think you can float me a couple of thousand this month, sweetie? Can you just cut me a little line, I don’t want your old mom to get hooked or anything!