Ya know, I’ve seen this video a couple of times on different sites and the one thing that stands out to me is Katie Holmes’ lack of interaction with Tom Cruise. She almost seems like she’s trying to politely ignore him. He’s hanging on to her (as always) and she is stiff as a board and seems like someone who is on a bad date when they would rather be home in their PJ’s ,ALONE, watching a good movie and eating ice cream! Just an observation!

Oh. My. God. I feel like a chaperone at a middle school dance, keeping an eye on the kids, laughing at their hormonally influenced uncoordination. That video really highlights the ol’ height difference, doesn’t it? Man.

Tom is all, “Look at the size of that head. That’s a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system. HEAD! MOVE!**” And Katie’s all “(shrugs shoulders) Don’t take your anger out on me, Tom. It’s your own fault you forgot your lifts (walks away).” And Tom’s like, “She’ll be crying herself to sleep tonight…on her huge pillow.**”

**Compliments of the scottish dad from ‘So I Married An Axe Murderer’.

1. Katie always seems like she’s trying to shake him off. That glued on smile and shrug does not scream “I’m happy”.

2. He’s always holding her arm. He grabbed her arms and forced her out on stage at Oprah that day. Watch the backstage footage at YouTube.

3. Marc Anthony just flipped the audience the British Bird. (Peace sign reversed). ‘Eff you too, Skeletor! Being British is better anyway.