Cheney is soulless. Evil personified.

not to mention heartless, brainless, etc…

and likeisaid beat me to the soul-less comment.

the man is pure evil.

Ew… Never ever ever ever sit like that again, Mr. Vice President… Ever… Oh god, my eyes burn…

Ew.

While trying to figure out what was up with the photo my eyes were magnetically drawn to.. er.. *south* of his styrofoam cup.

WTH?

He may not have any blood, but he is still a GREAT VP!

Seeing as how he’s had prostate issues before, I’d imagine that lump is the bag that collects his pee.

And no, he’s not a great VP. He sux ass as a VP.

I guess now we know why they call him Dick.

WAIT….

DICK CHENEY IS PACKIN? GETDAHELLOUTTAHERE!!!

No wonder he has all those heart attacks. His blood is constantly flowing to that huge piece.

I just threw up in my mouth a little and my eyes hurt.

He may be bloodless, but remember – wealthy WHITE people voted him in not once but TWICE, not the po’ negroes or the spics (like me) who know the stink of shit when we smell it.

It seems sad that it only took several thousand people to get MURDERED in Iraq and Afghanistan, a few hundred (or thousand?) more to drown or be raped or simply STARVE TO DEATH in LA and TX, for the pimply lazy elitist twenty-something masses to FINALLY wake up and see that they were being fucked over because now it was too expensive for them to drive their mommy and daddy’s SUVs to the club and gyrate stupidly to crap music and bang their buddies girlfriends in the back of said vehicles while they were high on GHB!

Oh, the SHAME of it!

Death to Bush.

Nuff said on that.

wow, really? the race card? seriously?

THAT better be a photoshop jobbie or I am going to be scarred for life.

Sadly, a lot of us spics did vote him in, based on the “family values” crap platform. Apparently not enough of us know the smell of shit.

Go fuck yourself Mr. Cheney, go fuck yourself…with your giant pee bag.

I don’t think Dick is toilet trained yet. He must be testing a government prototype for people that wet their pants. A sac of piss hanging from your member is much better then wetting your pants isn’t it Dicky boy??

If Dick died the IQ level of the country surely would increase, but not quite as mutch as if it were GWB.

Nurn in hell Dick you taxi is calling

The only thing he’s packin’ there is a piss bag.

The man had prostate cancer folks. Apparently pretty badly given the fact he needs a piss bag.

Okay… Johnny Chicago? You scare me, man. Calm down. I love my brown skin brothers- Latino, Rican, African. Not all white people drive SUVs, have acne, and listen to shitty music. Some of us drive hooptys, have beautiful skin, and listen to Kanye.

As for Dick Cheney, I think this is the funniest story I have ever heard… ALMOST too good to be true.

And to even utter the words ‘Dick Cheney’ and ‘penis’ in the same sentence is damn near enough to drive me straight into the arms of my Sappho sisters…

Holy shit! I have found the weapons of mass destruction!

To Johnny Chicago:

You could’ve included Mississippi in your rant on your almost-politically-correct soapboax, but seems like you, too –like Bush and his evil minions–forgot about the poorest of the poor. Thanks for the shout-out to TX & LA, though.

Re: Cheney: If that’s a piss bag, I might consider feeling a faint twinge of sympathy for Satan’s puppeteer; if it’s his penis, I feel sorry for the man’s wife.

Amen. And God bless you Mississippi Girl. We take the piss out of everybody here, but you know we love you… and TX and LA.

And for the love of God, let your devotion to all things catty and bitchy be a shining example to your brothers and sisters on the Gulf.

You rock, Miss Thang.

i love him with antifreeze blood.

There is a reason that the VP is a dick and the President is a Bush. Figure it out.

J Chi, I’m not sure the blame can be placed on the elitist, clubbing white twenty-somethings. How can you even begin to blame my generation when just last year everyone was bitching about how we’re too jaded and indifferent about politics to even vote?
Besides, among my peers (in Kansas City of all places), Kerry “supporters” were more common because it was far more trendy to be an idealistic liberal wannabe, especially when your lameass parents are voting for Bush.
Sadly, I’m thinking many of those kids must’ve ended up at the polls around the same hour as Paris “Vote or Die” Hilton, as in, never.

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that he has neon green liquid flowing through his body?

It’s from the Swift Report, it’s a spoof.

Anna, ya think K. Marie didn’t get that Swift-y sarcasm?

While I’m not particularly fond of George Bush, I have to admit, I’m a fan of Dick Cheney. He was one of the big pushers of the tax cuts and tax policy revisions in the Bush administration. Because of him, I’m now able to count my country club membership as a tax deduction. Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

Behold Dick Cheney: the only reason Bush should NOT be impeached

You mean they didn’t find oil in his veins?

VIVA LA BUSH! Bush is a better president than Kerry ever thought about being…

it always entertains me when people get into political conversations, or atleast attempt to. but seriously. how can anyone still like bush?.. thats sad, really.