(WENN)

I don’t care how much plastic surgery this woman has, I will always love her. And yes, I just sang that last part. Dolly Parton was very open when discussing her sexual fantasies with a British newspaper, hinting that ol’ girl has a few tricks left up her sleeve.

“When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like KEITH URBAN or a petite, hot young woman.”

And the candid conversations don’t end there – Parton told a British magazine her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker. She explains, “I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more colour, more everything.”

I’m just sad because I’m totally not her type.