Donald Trump Wants To Hire Popular Hooker Ashley Alexander Dupré

March 30th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Wasn’t this show already made on VH-1 and called Charm School? Donald Trump and his weave want governor-destroying hooker Ashley Alexander Dupré on his new, as yet unnamed reality show. It’s going to take “15 hard-partying young women and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike.”

“Hard-partying” translates as “straight-up ladies of the evening.” If they used real street walkers, I might actually try to see past Trump’s weave and tune in.

“She’s the perfect candidate,” a show insider says. Dupré, as you know, is the hooker that caused New York governor Eliot Spitzer to lose his gig. So I guess she would compete on the show? Or give blowjob lessons?

The show has been picked up by MTV. I’m seriously going to approach a network with my idea for a show. I want 12 pre-op transsexuals to compete for a vagine. It’s 2008, this show could actually happen.

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Comments (7)

  1. Dolres | March 30, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Power to the Donald, quack! quack!

  2. Why_Do_I_Care? | March 30, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Hasn’t that show been done? Flavor of Love Girls/Charm School? Yawn.

  3. kristin | March 31, 2008 at 9:00 am

    he did not cause the governor to lose his job, why are you blaming the hooker? he engaged in illegal activities and no one put a gun to his head to do it. it’s spitzer’s fault.

  4. P | March 31, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Wow. This show concept is a total rip off of the UK show “Ladette to Lady” where a bunch of crazy drunk loud sluts are sent off to an old 1950s etiquette boarding school.

  5. Zekers | March 31, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Reality Pygmalion…ugh.

  6. joan Durtz | March 31, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    It is so sad that our society has gotten to this. Making stars out of young girls who have probably been abused during their lives. You have to be f’ed up to be a hooker or a stripper. No wonder so many little girls think dimwits like Paris Hilton are good role models. Donald Trump is a broke idiot. That is why he does these shows so he can make the money.

    It also shows that he is not sexist one bit. (*insert eye roll here*)

    Loser.

  7. shell | March 31, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    She is looking very sophisticated here. I see why she was able to break into the illustrious world of high-priced hookerdom.

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