Donatella Versace In Profile

September 20th, 2005 // 22 Comments

Did her nose cave in from all the coke snorting? She may want to warn Kate Moss.

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  1. George

    that is scary, oh so scary.
    that fugly chick standing next to Donatella does not have a small pretty nose either in profile.

  2. Andrea

    Isn’t that Elizabeth Hurley standing next to fuckface?

  3. Oh my Jesus Lord!! What the hell is wrong with that woman?!?!?!

  4. hollyflowers999

    Billions of dollars can’t buy you a beautiful face. Just ask crazy ass Wildenstein – the ‘cat woman’ – maybe Donatella is trying to look like a cheetah – it’s working if so!!

  5. Mariana

    It has to be the coke (yup) or the mother of bad nose jobs (far less likely) since in the new “Radar” mag there’s a story on how the Versace brand has been struggling and you can see her and Gianni in profile. She had a nose back then and it wasn’t collapsing like Ike Turner’s.

  6. Cynthia

    YIKES! Maybe she has the same plastic surgeon as Jacko.

  7. tempy

    In the eternal words of Rick James(RIP playa)

    COCAINE IS A POWERFUL DRUG.

    Dang Donatella, BACK AWAY FROM THE COKE…

  8. Cheesy

    From the front, Donatella looks like a Muppet. From the side, she looks like she’s been in the ring too much.

  9. J

    She looks like the love child of Jack Palance and the cryptkeeper.

  10. VidiVidiYucky

    It is a very Roman looking nose though. However better suited to a 70 year old man. Can’t this bitch just OD and leave us all in peace?

  11. Silasdog

    Comon, didn’t you ever see this before? A truck backed into her face.

  12. Simple_Tina

    What a WITCH!!!!

  13. Cynthia

    A truck backed into her face? Oh yeah! That was that incident with Lizzie Grubman driving!

  14. douferlunger

    GOD DAMNIT MOTHER FUCKING DSHIT FUCKI THID MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOD AMNIT GODDAMNIT WHYUCANT WE ALL JUST GET THE FUCK ALONG YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS

  15. Lorena

    Apparently, douferlunger has gotten hold of some of Donnatella’s coke!

  16. Jessica

    OMG Lorena that was so funny I just sptit water out all over my desk!

  17. Johnny Chicago

    Hey! It’s Mickey Rourke in DRAG!

  18. aquaholic

    I think Donetella’s face is sliding off.

    Quick! MORE BOTOX and another FACE LIFT!

  19. Ai

    She looks a bit like Roy Scheider from Jaws to me with that nose in profile.

  20. loola

    gosh too much tan. too much coke, too much botox, too much money, what a fuckin bad combination.

    donatella you livin’ in a VIDA LOCA !!!!!!!

  21. Silasdog

    you people are cracking me up, these comments are a riot. Cynthia, Johnny, Aqua, Ai, and Loola. Especially Loola, babe you hit the proverbial nail with your comments.

  22. Silasdog

    Ladies, please explain: What’s with that “squeeze-in-the-boobs look?

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