This bitch is one of my favorites. I don’t think she actually hurt anything because when you have skin like a Mystic-tanned alligator, you barely take on scuff marks. Hell, she can deflect bullets at this point. Seriously, fire a pistol at her. The bullet will bounce off, she’ll take a drag off her cigarette holder and ask “what were youz saying, dahling?”
I love in the last pic how she’s all “Yeah, I fell but you CAN SUCK IT!”
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Donatella, fashion icon…mommy, the lady is scaring me.
Wasn’t there a movie about her? “Death Becomes Her”
There’s something…about her. Oh yes, that’s right. Her penis.
awww be nice to Donnatella she seems like a sweat lil lady i saw an interview with her and jimmy kimmel she was a lot nicer than i thought she would be she seemed very humble
Separated at birth from New York’s mama.
Funny post, skirting – just barely – the bad taste of Donatella being shot, as was her brother, Gianni Versace. You dance on the razor’s edge once again J Harvey and live to tell about it!
Funny. In the first main picture, the one dude is all about making sure her purse doesn’t fall with her…
Bitch got cankles!!