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Wispy fashion irritants Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have thrown their neighborhood into a tizzy. You would think these two lethargic, old lady, pantsless, hair in their face, coffee table book-creating amateur, big sundial-size sunglasses wearing, Starbuck-sucking, gazillionaires would be all sorts of quiet in their brownstone which they moved into in May. Nope. Apparently, the neighbors are ready to storm their gnome kingdome with torches.

Neighbors are referring to them as “invaders” and saying that their “cars and bodyguards” are keeping everyone up at night. Gnome Invaders! I’d play that game. There’s a special scent component that smells like coke breath, white gardenias and cigarettes.

Wispy fashion irritants Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have thrown their neighborhood into a tizzy. You would think these two lethargic, old lady, pantsless, hair in their face, coffee table book-creating amateur, big sundial-size sunglasses wearing,
Starbuck-sucking, gazillionaires would be all sorts of quiet in their
brownstone which they moved into in May. Nope. Apparently, the
neighbors are ready to storm their gnome kingdome with torches.

Neighbors are referring to them as “invaders” and saying that their
“cars and bodyguards” are keeping everyone up at night. Gnome Invaders!
I’d play that game. There’s a special scent component that smells like
coke breath, white gardenias and cigarettes.