David Schwimmer says that he’ll never do anything “Friends”-related again. Gracias, senor. Seriously, thank you. Because your whiny character was like when you whack your funnybone against something and it makes you want to puke because that tingly sensation is so irritating and not at all funny. I’m sure he was just playing a character, but that mewling priss made me want to throw the Yankee Candle through the television. Ugh.
Speaking at the launch of his movie directorial debut Run, Fatboy, Run, Schwimmer says, “I wouldn’t rule out working with any of those guys again. We would never do that show again. But I’d have no hesitance working with them again. They are a very talented bunch of actors.”
That nightmare was unwaking for far too long anyway. I can’t be totally stank and say there weren’t a few chuckles here and there – but damn, did those walking haircuts have to stay around for THAT long? At a million an episode? A million? To hear this bitch whine? I could have someone kick me in the groin repeatedly for a lot less.