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Our lovely contact at Sony asked me to plug Mr. Drew Carey and his new gameshow. It’s called “The Power of 10″ and apparently you can win a boatload of money, like this dude did. I agreed, mainly because Ms. Sony knows I like the tubby bitches. Seriously, she sent me a little thing about Kevin James for the last episode of “King of Queens” and I stared at his beautiful pudgy face for a long time. Drew’s not as tubby hot as Kevin, but the glasses totally do it for me. Do you know they’re fake and he doesn’t actually need em’? It’s just for the character! Just like I’m not really a pudgy troll of a gossip blogger living in an attic apartment in Boston and eating Ring-Dings. I’m really a beautiful thirty something socialite on a yacht moored off of Crete and sipping sangria and playing a character. You would love me. I wear a lot of sarongs and my corporate raiding husband keeps me bathed in diamonds. How this went from hot fat guys to Crete, I don’t know but you know you’d rather read this than Friday Five.
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sandy | August 17, 2007 at 9:02 pm
God you’re so funny I almost choked on my chocolate chip cookie. What a hoot you are!
Darth Paul | August 17, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Let’s Lunchbox!!
Drew Lover! | August 17, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I love him too! I thought I was the only one.
He is really hot! Something about that one…and I love the glasses, too.
Drew's B*tch | August 18, 2007 at 1:34 am
I dated Drew before he was a big-time celebrity. I still have feelings for him, but mostly because he’s crazy and cute. He now only dates strippers and I’m always been more on the plus side–which he used to love!
meeshee | August 18, 2007 at 2:51 am
Ok, Drew can be funny from time to time. In his own middle-aged, fat guy, nerdy way and only then.
But seriously, to me CBS is catering to its nursing-home audience by getting someone safe and boring.
nymphetomine | August 18, 2007 at 8:02 am
Drew is a joke. A fat, old joke .And not “joke” in a funny way. This is the best could find Hollywood to replace Bob Barker??
Tom Sederburg | August 19, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Personally I miss the five… Where’s Miss Timmons when you need her?
Later,
Tom
mutterhals | August 20, 2007 at 8:49 am
Drew Carey ripped off his entire look from Ade Edmondson, formerly of the Young Ones. Check out the British show Bottom, Drew Carey is the spitting image of Ade, right down to the glasses. For shame!
Janie | August 22, 2007 at 10:30 am
Drew is freakin’ adorable. I love me some chunk. Plus, he’s funny as hell.